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I hate my google ad copy. The text that I came up with after much deliberation, while it doesn't make me throw up, leaves me cold. Here it is:

Abi Harper, LMT
Specializing in Muscular Therapy &
Prenatal Massage in Cambridge, MA

Can you make it better? Prizes may be awarded for useability/greatness.

Date: 21 Dec 2006 23:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistergoat.livejournal.com
Does your back hurt? How's that pregnant belly?
Go see Abi Harper, LMT, in Cambridge, MA

Date: 21 Dec 2006 23:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistergoat.livejournal.com
OR

Abi Harper, LMT
See her or we'll really make your muscles hurt, motherfucker.

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