Help me out here

[abilouise]

I hate my google ad copy. The text that I came up with after much deliberation, while it doesn't make me throw up, leaves me cold. Here it is:

Abi Harper, LMT
Specializing in Muscular Therapy &
Prenatal Massage in Cambridge, MA

Can you make it better? Prizes may be awarded for useability/greatness.

Comments

[mistergoat.livejournal.com]

Does your back hurt? How's that pregnant belly?
Go see Abi Harper, LMT, in Cambridge, MA

[mistergoat.livejournal.com]

OR

Abi Harper, LMT
See her or we'll really make your muscles hurt, motherfucker.