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abilouiseOn the twelfth day of Christmas, 
abilouise sent to me...
abilouise sent to me...Twelve bardots drumming
bardots drummingEleven mittens piping
Ten sunflowers a-leaping
Nine vegetables dancing
Eight hats a-milking
Seven legwarmers a-swimming
Six pictures a-laying
Five dre-e-e-esses
Four julie andrews
Three cooked onions
Two dvorak keyboards
...and a massage in a marge piercy.
I have WAY more than 5 dresses. But I like them in that key slot. And a massage IN a Marge Piercy? Shouldn't Ira Wood beat me up now?