The first new yiddish word in 100 years

At least that's what googieblog and I figured last night around 1am. We needed a word that meant "older sensitive/sketchy Jewish guy, the kind that likes to listen to 19-year-old girls in progressive contexts talk about their problems and is problematic". By combining the word "mensch" with the word "sketch" we get "skench". Also in usage: Skentschlekhkeyt: the properties that make one skentchlich.

And no, I don't mean any of you.

In other news, Oscar and Lucinda! What a damn good movie. How come I only just found out?