I blame Leah

I love this meme, especially because my name is apparently an acronym for something technical. Anyway, go to google and type in " is" and paste in the first ten things that come up.

Abi is in black top, short leather skirt and high heels

The most important part of a system's ABI is the set of interfaces

The 64-bit V9 ABI is available on Solaris 2.7 and up and GNU/Linux.

ABI IS WALLI'S LAYDEE

However, it is the case that a detailed knowledge of the entire ABI is rarely necessary to accomplish most programming tasks.

W32/Sdbot-ABI is a network worm with backdoor Trojan functionality for the Windows
platform.

The primary goal of the ABI is to provide educators, administrators and other education professionals ongoing professional development and support to enable schools to create positive teaching and learning environments for all teachers and students.

ABI is ‘Acquired brain injury’
(I can't resist pasting two from this page)
Similarly, ABI isn’t the same as intellectual disability, although it may affect intellectual ability in various ways.

Therefore, ABI is a non-invasive method to assess the patency of the lower extremity arterial system and to detect the presence of arterial occlusive disease.

Hopefully you will never need it but if bankruptcy is the topic, ABI is the
resource

(no subject)

oh fine, I realize that I need to do Jake too, because his are so much better.

Jake is the cutest!

Jake is actually Jamacian ginger extract, marketed and sold as a medicinal tonic for any number of ills.

At its core, jake is a reference source, ie data (or, well, "metadata", if you must :)

Because jake is a free software project, no one technically "owns" it.

Even though Jake is far from Christ-like...

Jake is 12 years old.

Jake is on the right path.

Jake is impotent after being wounded in the war...

Jake is looking at the burn mark on his hand

Jake is about as bad as they come